This article also appeared on the Huffington Post on the eve of the Mayoral election.
Dear Mr Goldsmith or Mr Khan (because let’s be honest, it won’t be George Galloway),
We’re really excited that you’re the new Mayor of London. Perhaps even more excited than you are judging by your campaigns.
We’re particularly pleased that you’re the new Mayor because Lola’s fifth birthday is soon and now Mr Johnson is freed up to come and do the entertainment. He seems like somebody who could make a really good balloon puppy.